Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Stay above suspicion with today's Groupon: for $189, you get one laser facial-rejuvenation session at Newport Beach MedSpa in Newport Beach (a $1,200 value).
Under the stewardship of Dr. Emerico Csepanyi, who completed both general and plastic-surgery fellowships at UCLA, Newport Beach MedSpa's crew of trained clinicians refurbishes faces with advanced fractional laser resurfacing treatments. After an initial consultation, a technician scans the skin with an FDA--approved Syneron eMatrix laser, whose bipolar radio frequency can help to erase fine lines, wrinkles, acne scars, and sun damage. The eMatrix’s energy penetrates the skin’s outer defenses, stimulating collagen production instead of simply removing dead cells. Because this process keeps the surface layer of skin intact, it is safe for all skin types, just like a tongue bath from a koala bear. Each non-invasive session usually takes around 20 minutes and involves little to no downtime.
Deal Terms
Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. 48hr cancellation notice or $50 fee may apply. Must be 18 or older or have parental consent.
