Swimming lets humans experience the buoyancy formerly known only to bobbing apples and inflatable witches. Let your fledglings float with this Groupon. $25 for a 20-Visit Splash Pass ($51 Value) Splash Passes are valid for the following classes and pool times: Aquacize Lap Swim Recreation/Family Swim Therapeutic Swim Toddler Time Pleasant Valley Aquatic Center A 65-foot curvilinear yellow slide spits out kids into the nearly 210,000-gallon indoor pool with a splash during recreational-swim time. Twenty-five yards in length and separated into eight lanes, the pool also makes for... [ Read more ]

Before the discovery of the balloon, it was thought that the only essentials for a party were friendly guests and a CD of whale screams. Get ready for a modern get-together with this Groupon. $7 for $15 Worth of Party Supplies Options include a dozen latex balloons ($10), a 24-count utensil set ($1.99), a 14-ounce bag of melting chocolate ($4.59), and 24 9-ounce cups ($2.99). Perfect Party For more than 20 years, Perfect Party has furnished all the festive supplies required to decorate birthdays,... [ Read more ]

Coffee can cure a number of workplace maladies, including the "grumpies," the "Mondays," and the “crippling lack of career goalsies.” Perk up with this Groupon. $5 for $10 Worth of Sandwiches, Coffee, and Smoothies Baristas whip up hot or iced cups of organic, shade-grown local coffee ($1.95–$2.45), layer together chicken-cranberry-pecan sandwiches ($5.95), and blend mango-mambo smoothies ($3.50–$4.50). See the full menu. Crazy Dr. Cafe Diverting time, energy, and money from doctor-hood to open a little café may seem like madness to some, but that's... [ Read more ]

It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon. $139 for Six-Week Nutrition-Instruction Package (Up to a $289 Total Value) 2.5-hour healthy-eating workshop with six-week nutrition plan (a $79 value) Six nutrition-oriented classes (a $60 value) Two private training sessions with Colleen (up to a $150 value) In groups of up to 25, clients foray into healthy eating with a 2.5-hour... [ Read more ]

Mounted police opt for equine transportation so that they don’t have to deal with the squad car's wailing thirst for gas and justice. Harness real horsepower with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $45 for either a private 60-minute trail ride for one or a 30-minute trail ride for two (an $80 value), with a 15-minute lesson for each person (a $27.50 value/person; up to a $135 total value) $45 for a 60-minute horseback-riding lesson for two (a $95 value) $55 for a 60-minute... [ Read more ]

Trampolines have proven useful tools for children when it comes to exercising, getting to out-of-reach objects, or beginning lucrative careers in atmospheric research. Keep heads in the clouds with this Groupon to Sky High Sports in Camarillo. Choose between the following options: $9 for two hours of jump time for one person Monday–Thursday (an $18 value) $11 for two hours of jump time for one person Friday–Sunday (a $22 value) Blanketed in wall-to-wall trampolines, Sky High Sports delights barefoot fun-seekers with springy terrain... [ Read more ]

Swimming pools let people experience the buoyancy formerly known only to bobbing apples and inflatable witches. Float freely with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for one month of pool cleaning (a $95 value) $39 for one month of pool cleaning, plus, all basic chemicals and filter cleaning (a $135 value) During each weekly visit, technicians fish debris from water, brush pool surfaces, and empty skimmer and pump baskets. They also inspect equipment for functionality. Those who select the second option also get... [ Read more ]