House façades require a regular cleansing, lest they grow dusty beards that attract nesting Texas boogie-rock bands. Indulge your home with a thorough scouring with this Groupon. $169 for Exterior Pressure Washing ($369 Value) This Groupon is valid on homes of any size. Paneless Window Cleaning The experienced technicians at Paneless Window Cleaning return clarity to clouded surfaces with eco-friendly products throughout residential and commercial properties. They gently wash windows by hand and unclog gutters to prevent damage caused by spiders with vendettas. They... [ Read more ]

The French have given the United States many tremendous gifts, such as the Statue of Liberty and the current Statue of Liberty, which subdued the first one after lightning made it evil. Befriend an entire nation with this Groupon. $250 for $500 Worth of Catered French Fare The catering menu includes hot breakfasts ($11.95/person) with quiche and fresh fruit. Elegant dinners ($21.95/person) include entrees such as grilled sea bass and scallops dijon, as well as salads, rolls, veggies, and beverages. Caza Beneath a ceiling... [ Read more ]

Well-rounded golfers must master a variety of skills, including driving, reverse-putting, and suppressing the part of the brain that associates high scores with victory. Chip away at preconceived notions with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $31 for an 18-hole round of golf for two, Monday–Friday (a $62 value) $49 for an 18-hole round of golf for two on Saturday, Sunday, or a holiday (a $98 value) $62 for an 18-hole round of golf for four, Monday–Friday (a $124 value) $98 for an 18-hole round... [ Read more ]

Pasta became a staple of Italian fare after Emperor Caligula famously elevated a plate of lasagna to the Roman Senate. Feast on political recipes with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of authentic Italian cuisine at Sam's Ristorante in Rockford and Machesney Park. The expert culinary squadron at Sam’s Ristorante concocts a menu of made to order Italian eats that run the gamut from presto to primavera. Customers can commence feasts by dunking calamari in tangy cocktail sauce ($9.95)... [ Read more ]

Before central air conditioning, people could stay cool in the summer only by sitting in front of a fan or befriending a shark who wears sunglasses. Chill out with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for an air-conditioning tune-up (a $149 value) $69 for an air-conditioning tune-up with up to 1 pound of Puron refrigerant (a $198 value) Inspection and cleaning of exterior and interior (if accessible) cooling coil Inspection and flushing of condensate drains Blower, fan motor, and compressor test Voltage and amperage draw monitoring Lubrication... [ Read more ]

Wines work best when properly paired: reds go with beef, whites go with fish, and champagnes go with cups made out of upturned party hats. Impersonate a sommelier with this Groupon from Barclay's Wine, an online shop that will deliver directly to your home or office. This deal is good for new, current, and previous Barclay's customers. Choose between two options: For $59, you get 6 bottles of red, white, or mixed wines with free shipping (up to a $129 value). For... [ Read more ]

The shoulders carry much of the body’s tension, as well as the body’s finite supply of shrugs. Let go with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $30 for one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $60 value) $60 for two 60-minute Swedish massages (a $120 value) $45 for two 30-minute Skinny massages (a $90 value) The Skinny massage works to balance skin tone and add firmness to the abdomen, back, legs, and upper arms. A non-greasy, botanical-derived formula moisturizes skin while the therapist works along the full... [ Read more ]