The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Saturate yourself with this Groupon. $70 for Tandem Parasailing Flight for Two ($150 Value) Seven days a week from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m., pairs of fliers depart on hourly tandem flights, which last 12-15 minutes. Minors younger than 18 must have an adult present to sign their waiver before their paragliding jaunt. Goin’ Coastal Parasailing Parachuting and boating fuse into a single sport at Goin’... [ Read more ]

Ice cream, like revenge, is best served cold and at a birthday party. I scream, you scream with this Groupon. $10 for $20 Worth of Ice-Cream Treats The menu includes single-scoop sugar and cake cones ($3.15), waffle cones and bowls ($4.15), Blasts with candy mix-ins ($4.50), kids' sundaes ($2.85), and ice-cream cakes ($22.50). Bruster's Real Ice Cream "You don't know what you're missing," President Barack Obama told the journalists who'd just turned down his offer to order some ice cream on his family's tab.... [ Read more ]

Like lawns or children, nails grow whether you're watching them or not. Baby your fingers with this Groupon to Monica’s Nail Salon and Day Spa. Choose from the following options: For $19, you get a classic mani-pedi (a $50 value) For $29, you get a classic manicure (a $20 value) and a choice of signature pedicure (up to a $60 value; up to an $80 total value). Choose from the following pedicures: Spa pedicure (a $45 value) Stone pedicure (a $55 value) Sports... [ Read more ]

Wines work best when properly paired: reds go with beef, whites go with fish, and champagnes go with cups made out of upturned party hats. Impersonate a sommelier with this Groupon from Barclay's Wine, an online shop that will deliver directly to your home or office. This deal is good for new, current, and previous Barclay's customers. Choose between two options: For $59, you get 6 bottles of red, white, or mixed wines with free shipping (up to a $129 value). For... [ Read more ]

Dumbbells aren't necessary to forge ripped biceps, as evidenced by the muscles Sylvester Stallone formed while throwing refrigerators at his stove. Flex your might with this Groupon. $25 for 12 Introductory CrossFit Classes ($240 Value) Up to two times per week, students challenge their bodies to the same strength and conditioning program sought out by police and military personnel. A certified instructor leads up to eight students per class through diverse cardio and resistance exercises in order to forge stronger muscles and... [ Read more ]

Vegan diets, like supermarkets looted by bodybuilders, do not contain meat, fish, poultry, dairy, or eggs. Enjoy lean, wholesome meals with this Groupon. $129 for a Seven-Day Vegan or Gluten-Free Vegan Starter Kit ($258 Value) Both the vegan starter kit and the gluten-free vegan starter kit sustain a week of eating with three gourmet, nutritionally balanced meals and one dessert per day delivered weekly. Examples of meals include vegetable paella with faux chicken and ginger thai salad, followed by desserts such... [ Read more ]

It's said that youth is wasted on the young, who don't appreciate that they have smooth skin and fingers tiny enough to sneak inside vending machines. Appreciate youth with this Groupon. $99 for a Laser Vein Treatment (Up to $300 Value) During the 30-minute treatment, noninvasive Cynosure lasers zap crimson and indigo spider veins from the face or legs. Unwanted vessels fade over the next three–four weeks. THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY,... [ Read more ]