Without clothing to keep them company, love-letter-filled shoeboxes and love-letter-filled skeletons would find the closet very lonely. Acquire closet companions with today's Groupon. Choose from Three Options $10 for one design-your-own sparkly short-sleeved T-shirt (a $20.95 value) $99 for 12 design-your-own sparkly short-sleeved T-shirts (a $251.40 value) $399 for 50 design-your-own sparkly short-sleeved T-shirts (a $1,047.50 value) Verbally communicate your desired T-shirt design to the Queen of the Tees’ staff, which will then send the request to the art design team. After whipping up the... [ Read more ]

Having sore muscles, like wearing a suit of armor or signing a five-year lease, makes it difficult to move. Evict bodily stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 60-minute or therapeutic sensation massage (TSM) or myoskeletal-TSM combo massage (a $70 value) $45 for a 90-minute myoskeletal alignment massage (a $90 value) HapTics Professional Massage Center After two decades of working in law enforcement and private security, Alan Owens was a tougher guy than most. Still, even he had a difficult... [ Read more ]

Unlike a top hat wearing another, tinier top hat, a limo exudes refinement without an air of desperation. Be the head of the class with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for one-way limousine transportation to or from the airport (a $50 value) $99 for three hours of limousine lunch service (a $225 value) Experienced chauffeurs treat up to 10 guests to luxurious, stress-free commutes in an air-conditioned Lincoln Town Car stretch limo replete with plush leather seats, WiFi, and a TV outfitted... [ Read more ]

Cooking can take a lot of time, with entire days spent waiting for soups to simmer, ribs to marinate, and ovens to get over the last meal they cooked. Avoid taxing culinary sessions with this Groupon. $59 for a Sampler Pack of Prepared Meals ($178.95 Value) Each pack contains 24 edible items, enough for five breakfasts, five lunches or dinners, and five mini meals. Clients choose among three meal packs, including Wholesome Smart, Smart Fuel, and Smart Body, and shipping is included. Smart... [ Read more ]

Osteology museums instill wonder in children who have become bored with their own closets full of skeletons. Discover a body of knowledge with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $6 for two museum admissions (a $12 value) $12 for four museum admissions (a $24 value) Children ages 2 and under receive free admission. Museum of Osteology In 1972, when most other 7-year-olds were building their baseball-card and bottle-cap collections, Jay Villemarette began collecting skulls. His lifetime hobby evolved into a full-time vocation in 1990 after he... [ Read more ]

The smartest brains, like the laziest hibernating bears, tend to be the hungriest. Feed the brain that feeds you with this Groupon. $99 for a Certified Online Training Course in the Microsoft Office Suite ($1,157 Value) The online e-Careers portal provides 24/7 access to more than 500 hours of online training through 38 individual course modules in Microsoft PowerPoint, Word, Outlook, Excel, Access, and Lotus Notes. Microsoft Windows is covered in various forms, including XP, Vista, and Windows 7. Beginners and advanced... [ Read more ]

Choose from Eight Furniture Pieces $99 for a Keys side table with shipping (a $154 total value) in antique blue, antique cream, or antique green $99 for a Carmel dining chair with shipping (a $159 total value) in blue or red $129 for a Sheffield side chair with shipping (a $189 total value) in antique blue or antique sage $129 for a Chippendale side chair with shipping (a $199 total value) in antique ivory, antique red, or antique sage $129 for a Scandinavia side chair... [ Read more ]