Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble. Give a beam a new purpose with today's Groupon to Ageless Aesthetics in Madison. Click here for the list of treatment areas. All treatments must be used on the same area. Choose from the following options: For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $300 value). For $149, you get three laser... [ Read more ]

Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $27 for a 60-minute, gentle Stress Buster massage (a $55 value) $32 for a 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $65 value) $37 for a 90-minute Stress Buster massage (a $75 value) Though Mr. Earl occasionally offers discounts online, today's Groupon is still the best deal available. Mr. Earl's Massage Therapy Center for Health & Wellness Studies suggest that the loss of... [ Read more ]

Messy homes tend to attract bothersome pests, such as insects, rodents, and fast-talking vacuum salesmen. Deter invaders with this Groupon. Choose From Three Options $75 for one three-hour residential cleaning session (a $240 value) $145 for two three-hour residential cleaning sessions (a $480 value) $215 for three three-hour residential cleaning sessions (a $720 value) JMack Cleaning Service JMack Cleaning Service began more than nine years ago as a traditional construction company and has since bloomed into a one-stop shop for services ranging from post-construction cleanup to... [ Read more ]

Pizza is a more orderly way to feed a group than serving an unwieldy party sub or dousing your guests with a chili hose. Dole out slices of fun with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $4 for a large, one-topping Take ‘N’ Bake pizza (a $9 value) $8 for a large Take ‘N’ Bake pizza stuffed with canadian bacon, pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and ground beef, and an order of chocolate-chip cookie dough (a $16 value) Papa Murphy’s The culinary construction crew at Papa Murphy’s,... [ Read more ]

Legs and torsos originally communicated through a series of high kicks and shimmies, until mouths and brains trash-talked them into silence. Let your limbs speak freely with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for five Rock-It Body Blaster or TNT classes (a $50 value) Body Blaster routines help students tone muscles from head to toe TNT classes focus on abs and hindquarters Yoga mat required for both classes; 1- to 3-pound weights required for Body Blaster $15 for one entry to a Sips 'n'... [ Read more ]

A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger, outside of expensive rash creams or firing a water gun carved from a cactus. Scratch the itch for vengeance with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $40 for a paintball package for two (an $80 value), which includes: Field fee Mask Gun rental Air tank 500 paintballs per person $80 for the above paintball package for four (a $160 value) $10 for 500 additional rounds Bring your own paintballs for a $5 surcharge Upgrade... [ Read more ]

During Prohibition, bootleggers made their own booze by burying grapes underground or catching moonbeams in a jar of water. Make alcohol the easy way with today's Groupon: for $64, you get a first-time brewer's package from Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies (up to a $138.80 total value). The package includes: A brewing essentials equipment kit (a $56.95 value) A steel bottle opener (a $14.95 value) Choice of an irish red ale, an autumn amber ale, or an irish stout ingredient kit (up to... [ Read more ]