Besides making a statement about a home, lawn decorations communicate a firm "Don't land here, we'll scratch up your paint job" to hostile spacecraft. Protect your neck of the woods with this Groupon. $20 for a Decorative Lawn Greeting ($49.95 Value) In the middle of the night, decorators leave festive lawn displays to celebrate special occasions such as birthdays, Father’s Day, and graduations. Twenty critters and two message boards are included in the display. After one day, the decorators return to collect... [ Read more ]

Before photography, subjects had to sit in uncomfortable poses as their portraits were painted, a process that could take several tension-packed years for mug shots. Sit for a quick, painless memory immortalization with this Groupon. $79 for an On-Location Photo-Shoot Package (a $229.99 Total Value) One 30-minute on-location photo shoot (a $100 value) CD of customer's five favorite images (a $100 value) 10"x13" wall portrait (a $29.99 value) Online image gallery for viewing and sharing Bella Events Bella Events coordinates a nationwide network of skilled professional photographers,... [ Read more ]

Children occupied by afterschool activities are shown to be less likely to buy BB guns or hang out with stray dogs that are willing to buy children BB guns. Keep kids away from man’s worst friend with this Groupon. $30 for Six-Week Session of Kids’ Dance Classes ($60 Value) In a six-week dance session, which consists of one class per week, little dancers aged 18 months to 12 years can shape up their shuffles during combo-dance classes, which are divided by age... [ Read more ]

Mounted police opt for equine transportation so that they don’t have to deal with the squad car's wailing thirst for gas and justice. Harness real horsepower with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $37 for a half-day horseback-riding trip, which lasts from 9 a.m. to noon (a $75 value) $75 for a full-day horseback-riding trip, which lasts from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. and includes lunch (a $150 value) Customers will receive directions to the rural departure site upon booking. Riders should arrive by... [ Read more ]

Spas make people feel like royalty without the hassle of shopping for scepters or posing for playing-card portraits. Enjoy regal treatments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for a 75-minute blueberry detoxifying and firming or mango enzyme hydrating body wrap (up to an $80 value) $55 for a spa package (up to a $125 total value), which includes: Blueberry detoxifying and firming or mango enzyme hydrating (up to an $80 value) 30-minute express facial (a $45 value) Sanctuary Spa Sanctuary Spa's Tera Anderson fosters a... [ Read more ]

Like the human face, a house can only stay beautiful through constant scrubbing and getting buried in cucumbers. Take your home to the spa with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for pressure washing for a home of up to 2,000 square feet (a $125 value) $99 for pressure washing for a home of up to 3,000 square feet (a $200 value) $129 for pressure washing for a home of up to 4,000 square feet (a $275 value) Workers blast away dirt, cobwebs, and... [ Read more ]

Learning about science in a museum is safer than experiencing it firsthand by accidentally ingesting a science textbook. Embrace science with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a family day pass to Discovery Center of Idaho (a $35 value). Family passes are valid for up to six immediate family members. Discovery Center of Idaho's hands-on exhibits foster fond memories and expand understanding of science, technology, engineering, and math in adults and children. Visitors explore temporary and permanent exhibits, such as a... [ Read more ]