Before the invention of mineral makeup, the only way to get essential minerals to the face was to peel it off and soak it in a reduction of pennies and fish oil each night. Nourish your face the easy, attractive way with this Groupon. $15 for $30 Worth of Studio or Mineral Makeup Online Customers can highlight features with the Ultimate eye-shadow palette ($15), mineral personal blend foundation ($8), or the mineral starter kit ($20), each of which adorns and departs the... [ Read more ]

Early timepieces were bulky and difficult to wear, weighing down arms with their clunky faces and bruising thighs with their constantly swinging pendulums. Sport the future of clock technology with this Groupon to FumeWatches.com. Choose between the following options: For $15, you get two negative-ion sport watches (a $39.98 value). For $25, you get four negative-ion sport watches (a $79.96 value). The durable silicon wristwatches from FumeWatches.com infuse wearers’ skin with healthful negative ions while helpfully communicating the time of day. Available in... [ Read more ]

Losing weight not only makes people healthier; it's also the best way to get back at gravity for its unwillingness to let them fly. Spread svelte wings with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $89 for a two-day regular or vegetarian food-and-juice cleanse (a $199 value) $99 for a two-day regular or vegetarian sport food-and-juice cleanse (a $229 value) There is a $6.99 fee for shipping to 16 states, but shipping is included for the rest of the contiguous United States. Click here... [ Read more ]

Although visitors to foreign lands often communicate at a basic level by pantomiming, Americans inevitably give away their tourist status by gesturing with an accent. Pole-vault over language barriers with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $25 for a 6-month online-language-course subscription (up to a $59.70 value). $39 for a 12-month online-language-course subscription (a $99.95 value). Courses in 38 languages incorporate a series of Internet-based multimedia lessons in four levels of fluency. Role-playing exercises give students conversational experience without making them fight the... [ Read more ]

Before man learned to ride horses, Western films ended with cowboys jogging into the sunset. Saddle up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $22 for one private 60-minute horseback-riding lesson (a $45 value) $85 for four private 60-minute horseback-riding lessons (a $180 value) Double R Stables goes beyond simple riding lessons and aims to teach students to have a personal relationship with their steeds, emphasizing safety and understanding one's horse. Instructors versed in natural horsemanship captain 60-minute lessons that cover the basics of... [ Read more ]

Human beings instinctively put their own likenesses everywhere: pumpkins, mountainsides, and text messages to Kevin. Illuminate the original emoticon with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $36 for one European or Teen facial (a $75 value) $99 for three European or Teen facials (a $225 value) Inside a private spa room, technicians open clients' pores with hot towels before using Dermalogica and bareMinerals products during a European facial, which includes cleansing, exfoliation, a mask, moisturizer, a massage, and aromatherapy. The Teen facial offers... [ Read more ]

Unlike humans, pets lack the ability to carry a map or recognize when a GPS is being sarcastic. Protect your naïve pooch with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for two custom-made pet-identification tags, including shipping (a $33.95 value) Sturdy tags display pet and owner information on 1.25- or 0.88-inch-diameter circles with up to four lines of text. Designs include vintage and retro tags, humorous slogans, and breed-specific art. Owners can also design a custom tag with images of their choice. $35 for... [ Read more ]